The season of Blissemas starts on the Ist December and will finish on the 24th December. Every day of Blissemas a different Erotic Author and Sexy Business will post up gems of delight in the guise of smutty spot prizes, festive stories, excerpts, recipes, hints & tips and more.

Mit's Truly Awful Cracker Joke™

Q: What award goes to designers of doorknockers?

A: A no bell prize!