The season of Blissemas starts on the Ist December and will finish on the 24th December. Every day of Blissemas a different author will post up gems of delight in the guise of festive stories, excerpts, recipes, hints and tips and this year one lucky winner will receive a SMUTTY KINDLE!
Kev Blisse's Truly Awful Cracker Joke™
Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
A: Nothing, it just gave off a little wine!