Tis the Season to get Smutty!

Here at Smut.UK we love this time of year, with Blissemas we have a great fun online party all the way up until Christmas day itself but we also fit in some “real life” celebrations too.

We’ve been a regular at the Alternative and Burlesque fair for four years now and we started out on a Christmas fair all that time ago. It’s a particularly special event which combines all the best of the festivities with burlesque and adult shopping!

What can you find?

★ Smut!
★ Burlesque
★ Vintage & Rockabilly
★ Gothic & Alternative
★ Fetish
★ Steampunk
★ Accessories & Jewellery
★ Artwork

…And much much more!!!

All under one roof with a full programme of entertainment throughout (Such as Burlesque, Twisted Cabaret, Aerial Acts, Etc)

It’s a fabulous day of fun at a great price!

So Come and Visit…

Join us on the 17th December at the Manchester Alt & Burlesque Fair Xmas Special. We’ll have the World Famous Erotic Tombola with three tickets for just a £1 and new for this year Nedd Ball’s Mucky Dip. Where £1 will get you 2 of his prize balls (and you get a prize *every* time!!!)

Want a FREE GO? Then bring us a Blissemas Card!

If you bring us a Blissemas card (a Christmas card with something smutty written inside it would be perfect!) on the day you’ll receive a FREE GO on the #EroticTombola and a sextoys.co.uk goodie bag in return. Tis the season to be smutty after all!

Anything Else?

Of course… We’ll also have a selection of Victoria’s Books with us, a perfect gift signed by the author herself personally to whoever you want it making out to and some of Kev’s handmade floggers, a special gift for the naughty sub in your life!

So come find us in the Cellar of Sin, we’d love to see you!

All the important event info!

Sound Control

1 New Wakefield Street, Manchester, M1 5NP

Event: Manchester A&B Fair Xmas Special

Date: Saturday Dec 17th

Time: Midday to 6pm

Age Restriction: Strictly 18+

Show Times: To be confirmed on day

Admission Costs:

Advance Tickets: £6 Buy your Tickets!
On the Door: £8
Students with ID: £5

Accessibility: Sadly due to the age & design of this venue, there is no wheelchair access

Dress Code: None (Feel free to look FABULOUS whatever your style!)

Comment below with your suggestions for a sexy Blissemas present to get an entry into the Blissemas Grand Prize Contest. Check http://blissemas.co.uk/rules/ for full terms and conditions.

The Mimi De Luxe Spot Prize

WIN a JimmyJane Intro 2 Clitoral Vibrator!

One Winner will be selected at random at midnight on the 9th December and will receive the prize.

The Jimmyjane Intro 2 Dual Motor Clitoral Vibrator is part of the latest, Live Sexy range of vibrators. Following the same lines as their best selling Form 2, Intro 2 offers two powerful motors, one in each ear, that will wrap your clitoris in complete and utter pleasure.

The ears are flexible enough for squeezing so they will fit all body shapes and sizes. Nestle your clitoris in between the ears and pinch together lightly for a snug fit, or use one tip for precision targeting.

This affordable clitoral vibrator sits comfortably in the palm of your hand, making it an ideal couples toy. When you are both finished playing, pop the Intro 2 into its drawstring bag for next time.

  • Portable design
  • Dual motors
  • 3 speed settings
  • 3 pattern settings
  • Battery Operated (2 x AAA included)
  • Waterproof
  • Body-safe silicone
This Spot Prize has been generously provided by the wonderful Mimi De Luxe

4 comments

Trix - 2nd December 2016 Reply

It depends on what you know your partner enjoys and craves! (That said, the We-Vibe Rave is pretty awesome…)

Matthew Stobbs - 3rd December 2016 Reply

Depends on what your partners sensitivity is. My doxy is amazing for my partner but sometimes you need something more gentle.

bn100 - 11th December 2016 Reply

homemade vouchers

PinkGilly15 - 16th December 2016 Reply

doxy all the way , oh what fun it is to ride…..

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