Lucy Felthouse is a very busy woman! She writes erotica and erotic romance in a variety of subgenres and pairings, and has over 100 publications to her name, with many more in the pipeline. These include several editions of Best Bondage Erotica, Best Women’s Erotica 2013 and Best Erotic Romance 2014. Another string to her bow is editing, and she has edited and co-edited a number of anthologies, and also edits for a small publishing house. She owns Erotica For All, is book editor for Cliterati, and is one eighth of The Brit Babes. Find out more at Join her on Facebook and Twitter, and subscribe to her newsletter at:

It’s a pretty well known fact amongst those who know me well that I’m not a fan of winter. Or Christmas, or holidays (as in seasonal holidays, not vacations. I love vacations)…

But before you shout “bah humbug” at me and move on, keep reading. Because I’m turning things on their head. In spite of the previous paragraph, I am, in fact, a pretty positive, glass-half-full type person. Therefore I’ve been thinking about what’s positive about this time of year. So here goes…

  • I adore autumn colours. When the leaves start to turn those amazing shades of red, orange and yellow, it is utterly breathtaking, and never gets old. I’m a nature and outdoors lover, and I can wrap up warm against the cold in order to get out and see those beautifully coloured leaves. And, even when they’ve fallen, they’re great fun to crunch on—just ask Scamp!

  • The shorter nights, although they make me long for the light and warmth of the sun, can be twisted to my benefit. Instead of pottering around in the garden of an evening, or making excuses to go outside, I tend to want to hide indoors. So I’ll do just that, and take advantage of the extra time to write! Or read, or watch TV, or films, or catch up on some knitting. I’ve barely done any knitting over the last few months, so I need a project to get on with… woolly hats seem pretty appropriate!
  • Most of my favourite TV shows are currently airing. Summer is a pretty sparse time of year for TV viewing, but it doesn’t tend to bother me because I’d rather be outside. Now, however, I can embrace those chilly days and dark nights and binge watch The Vampire Diaries, The Originals, Arrow, The Flash, Elementary, Agents of SHIELD, Blindspot, The Player, The Big Bang Theory, Supernatural, Sleepy Hollow… the list goes on!
  • A secondary benefit of the above… the vast majority of those TV shows are packed full of eye candy. People that know me also know I’m a huge fan of hot guys (and to a lesser extent, hot girls), and tend to use my favourite sexy celebrities as inspiration for characters in my books. Lots of the aforementioned shows are also funny, or at least have funny moments. So I can be laughing and drooling at the hotties at the same time—then later on write some smuttiness based on characters that look remarkably like them! How’s that for multi-tasking?
  • Food! I wouldn’t say I’m a huge foodie, really, but I do like to eat. And this time of year is perfect for comfort foods. Or naughty foods. Which are often the same thing, in my case. In summer, TV ads and supermarkets seem to expect you to eat nothing but salads (that literally never happens for me) or barbecues. Now, however, pig in blankets have reappeared in the supermarkets, as have giant boxes of chocolates, tins of biscuits, cheeseboards, and warm, sticky, custard-covered puddings and desserts. Possibly none of this is going to do much for my waistline—but all the more reason to stick with my weekly Zumba sessions throughout the winter, too!

So… how was that for positivity? ;) More awesome things are book releases—whoop! My next book, Properly, Or Not At All, releases on the 8th December from Totally Bound Publishing. All details are below—you can pre-order it now, too, so it pops up on your eReader on release date. Alternatively, grab it direct from the publisher and you can read it early!

Soon after, on the 14th December, my one and only (so far) holiday release becomes available again! My reindeer shifter book, Cupid, re-releases (the previous publisher sadly had to close its doors) with Evernight Publishing. So if you love tales of ice and snow and sexy romance, watch this space for more details!

Happy Reading!
Lucy x


Properly or not at all by Lucy Felthouse

Tristan and Jayme are not only devoted husband and wife, they are also Dominant and submissive, with a particular penchant for spanking. They’ve been playing delicious kinky games for the fifteen years they’ve been together and couldn’t be happier. However, when Tristan develops a health issue that means he can’t redden his wife’s backside for a while, it puts both of them under a lot of strain. It’s a big part of their sex life, and one they’ll miss badly.

They try to find a way around their unfortunate predicament, but it’s not easy. In the end, Tristan declares that he will either spank Jayme’s bottom properly, or not at all.

The prospect of no spanking at all dismays Jayme, but she has no other choice. Or does she? Continuing to put her mind towards the issue, she indulges in some solo experimentation, with mixed results.

But how will Tristan feel when he finds out his wife has gone behind his back?

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Tom York - 2nd December 2015

I know who will love this giveaway, may even become her prized possession

Chad Gustafson - 2nd December 2015

Hmm wifey Xmas gift?!

Kinky Kitten (@KinkyKittenKim) - 2nd December 2015

The most positive thing about christmas is spending time with my family. The klids are off school my partners off work just spending a few days together is wonderful.

Emmeline Peaches - 2nd December 2015

Mr. Peaches also dislikes the holidays. Maybe I should show him this post.

Trix - 2nd December 2015

I like the way that long-lost friends turn up at the holidays!

Seaside Slut - 2nd December 2015

Been interested to try a Tantus for a while…

Ali Greig - 2nd December 2015

Great post – I love autumn too – shame it doesn’t last long up in NE Scotland!

Karen Shenton - 2nd December 2015

I love being able to wear dodgy jumpers and get away with it…

Desiree Smith - 2nd December 2015

I am a complete winter lover. Sadly, living in a warm climate means I don’t get to enjoy all the cosy accoutrements of the season, like a roaring fire and mulled wine. But the best things about winter have to be Christmas, my birthday (30 December) and new year’s eve! It’s my favourite time of year!

Gilly langley - 2nd December 2015

Great post now I know Lucy loves those Vampires as much as me

Stacy Freeland - 2nd December 2015

I get time off work to spend with family. Then I get to go back to work to get away from them all

Kinky Kitten (@KinkyKittenKim) - 3rd December 2015

Plus just putting it out there you have fab taste in TV shoes, TVD, The orginals, Sleepy hollow XD all my faves

Lisa J - 3rd December 2015

Fluffy pyjamas, hot chocolate with marshmallows, trashy Christmas movie – my perfect Saturday this time of year.

Trix - 4th December 2015

Oh, the comment form isn’t appearing on the Megan Slayer post today for some reason…I thought someone should know. (Plus, I accidentally checked the “post a comment” box in the Rafflecopter, and didn’t want to look like a cheater!)

Mitnik - 4th December 2015

Thanks Trix, this has now been fixed.

bn100 - 6th December 2015

interesting item

bn100 - 6th December 2015

visiting family

Susan King - 25th December 2015

I find it very positive that the crafty bits I sell at Christmas fairs are so well received meaning I can make some cash to spend on my friends, this year I was able to buy them all a cute little personalized plush along with their presents!

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