When she’s not writing the stories in her head, Megan Slayer can be found luxuriating in her hot tub with her two vampire Cabana boys, Javier, Luke and Jeremy. She has the tendency to run a tad too far with her muse, so she has to hide in the head of her alter ego, but the boys don’t seem to mind.

When she’s not obsessing over her whip collection, she can be found picking up her kidlet from school. She enjoys writing in all genres, but writing about men in love suits her fancy best. The cabana boys are willing to serve, unless she needs them. She always needs them. So be nice to Javier or he will bite–on command.

She also masquerades under the name Wendi Zwaduk and is published through Loose ID Publishing, Liquid Silver Books, MLR Press, Resplendence Publishing, Totally Bound Publishing, Ellora’s Cave, Changeling Press and Decadent Publishing.

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I’m a sucker for Christmas ornaments. I’ve always loved them. Probably because they’re shiny, sparkly and pretty.

I love to browse the shops for new and original ornaments. I never know what I’ll find or have a specific style I’m looking for. I buy whatever catches my fancy or reminds me of a person or time in my life. I can be very selective or go on a whim. It’s fun.

By Kris de Curtis [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons]

By Kris de Curtis [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons]

I’ve never been the type to have a theme tree. I don’t have an all red tree or one that’s all blue. My ornaments aren’t even similar—except for the overwhelming amount of kitty cat ornaments. Maybe there I do have a type. Grin. But I don’t really have a theme. I can tell you what I might like if I did have one. I couldn’t just have one tree. I’m kind of greedy that way. I’d need to have one with all of the kitty ornaments on it. All kitties, every shape and size. I love ‘em. Probably makes me kooky, but oh well. I have it figured out I’m destined to be a crazy cat lady.

I’d also have to have a tree for the naughty stuff. This one definitely wouldn’t be work or family safe. I’d decorate it with handcuffs of various shapes and sizes, a few nipple chains, some nipple clips, tinsel—because you can kink out just about anything–, garland, a vibrator or two and at least a couple of dongs. Yes, it’d be one kinky tree, but that invites play with the toys on said tree. (The plot bunnies are getting to work. Can you see them? They’ve jumped on the kinky tree idea. Giggle.)

By Emily (I never Give up, i never give in.) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons]

By Emily (I never Give up, i never give in.) [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons]

Then there’s a third tree. Since the kinky one is not safe for family consumption, I’d have one that reflects my family. Ornaments with runners, football players, various cartoon characters and at least one Godzilla. The range of ornaments would be all over the place. But maybe that’s it. I said I’m not one for themes, but the more I think while I’m writing this, the more I believe my favorite theme is the mismatched family theme. Facets from each member reflected in the ornaments on the tree. Festive and fun, but unique. Sounds like a great tree to me.

By the way, my favorite ornament of all is a tiny angel my tot gave me years ago. He picked it out and liked it. That was enough for me. Every time I see the little silver and gold angel, I think of him and the moment he gifted it to me. Yes, it’s on the tree every year.

By Kristina Servant [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons]

By Kristina Servant [CC BY 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons]

What about you? Do you have a specific theme for your trees? Or do you go with the mismatched family version? What’s your favorite ornament? Let me know.

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8 comments

CBHotter (@CBHotter) - 4th December 2015

My favorite ornament for a naughty Christmas tree (which we don’t have, but what is a good idea!) would be the Jnaja cockring. Our Christmas tree is mostly enlightened with beautiful lights and decorated with some lightblue and white Christmas balls.

kinkykittenkim - 4th December 2015

My favourite ornament is a bauble with a picture of me and my two girls last year visiting santa

Trix - 4th December 2015

I like the little grand piano ornament my piano teacher gave me when I was a child…it’s got a tiny piece of sheet music on it and everything!

itchycorners - 4th December 2015

The star at the top of the tree, because my wife insists on putting it up and she has to stretch up to reach it, for some reason she’s worn stockings to do this for the last two years.

Craig Non - 5th December 2015

I have a toy soldier with a pull string some one special gave me that is a fav of mine. Pull the string and his arms and legs raise like its doing jumping jacks. Its a perfect fit for our chaotic family style Christmas tree.

kaisquared4 - 6th December 2015

My favorite ornament is the angel my daughter made in primary school. Our decorating style is eclectic, and this year the topper will be a Weeping Angel.

bn100 - 6th December 2015

angel on the tree

Susan King - 25th December 2015

My favourite ornament is a pug that my sisters daughter made for me, it has a unique personality and makes me smile whenever it catches my eye.

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