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3 comments

Gilly Langley - 19th December 2016 Reply

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman ?
Snowballs!!

bn100 - 20th December 2016 Reply

“Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’!”

Trix - 24th December 2016 Reply

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!

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Kev Blisse's Truly Awful Cracker Joke™


Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

A: Nothing, it just gave off a little wine!