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bn100 - 22nd December 2016 Reply

“What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet”

PinkGilly15 - 22nd December 2016 Reply

What did Adam tell his girlfriends on 24th December?
It’s Christmas Eve

ha ha ha

Trix - 24th December 2016 Reply

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’!

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Kev Blisse's Truly Awful Cracker Joke™

Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

A: Nothing, it just gave off a little wine!