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Comment below with your favourite Christmas Cracker Joke to get an entry into the Blissemas Grand Prize Contest. Check http://blissemas.co.uk/rules/ for full terms and conditions.

3 comments

bn100 - 22nd December 2016 Reply

“What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?

Mistle-toad”

Trix - 24th December 2016 Reply

“What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!”

kaisquared4 - 26th December 2016 Reply

“What’s the difference between snow men and snow women? Snowballs!”

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Kev Blisse's Truly Awful Cracker Joke™


Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

A: Nothing, it just gave off a little wine!