The Rules – Which must be obeyed!

  1. The competition is open to anyone aged 18 and over. Proof of identity and age may be required.
  2. Smut.UK is the promoter of this competition and can be contacted via e-mail at team@ilovesmut.uk
  3. The competition is not open to employees or agencies of Smut.UK, their family members or anyone else connected directly to the competition promoter or competition sponsor AmazingO.co.uk
  4. Using a false name or invalid email address to leave a comment will result in disqualification.
  5. Entry to the competition is obtained by leaving a comment on a Blissemas blog. Additional Entries can be gained by leaving a comment on multiple Blissemas blogs, only one comment per blog will be counted.
  6. No purchase necessary.
  7. Internet access is required to enter the prize draw.
  8. Spot Prizes are the responsibility of the prize promoter, Smut.UK will not be held liable for spot prizes that are different to those in style or colour to that described on the site or that fail to arrive.
  9. Spot Prizes will have their own rules for entry, please read the Terms & Conditions on the Rafflecopter for each prize
  10. The GRAND Prize of the competition is: ONE Kindle Voyage
  11. One winner will receive the GRAND Prize.
  12. The GRAND Prize is non-exchangeable, non-transferable, and is not redeemable for cash or other prizes.
  13. When claiming the GRAND Prize, participants will be required to provide information including: First Name, Surname, Address, Postcode, and Email Address. In the event that the specified information is not provided, the entry will be considered incomplete or if it is found to subsequently to be incorrect, it will be deemed as an invalid entry.
  14. Smut.UK retains the right to substitute the GRAND Prize with another prize of similar value in the event the original prize offered is not available.
  15. The GRAND Prize will be sent out within 28 days of the closure of the competition.
  16. The competition opens at 9am on 1st December 2016
  17. The competition closes at 12pm on 26th December 2016. Entries received after that date and time will not be considered.
  18. The winner will be selected at random by Smut.UK.
  19. Winners will be contacted by email and all reasonable efforts will be made to contact the winner.
  20. The winner will be notified by e-mail and given details of how to claim their prize. If a winner does not respond to Smut.UK within 7 days of being notified, then the winner’s prize will be forfeited and Smut.UK shall be entitled to select another winner (and that winner will have to respond within 7 days or else they will also forfeit their prize). If a winner rejects their prize, then the winner’s prize will be forfeited and Smut.UK shall be entitled to select another winner.
  21. The winner may be required for promotional activity and by entering the competition accepts that their Name may be published or provided if requested.
  22. The winner will be announced on the Smut.UK Facebook Page at http://facebook.com/smut.uk and Smut.UK Twitter account at @talksmut
  23. Winners may be required to take part in publicity with no recompense.
  24. Any personal data relating to entrants will not be disclosed to a third party without the individual’s consent (other than the winning entry) Data relating to entrants will be retained by Smut.UK for a reasonable period after the competition closes to assist in operating competitions in a consistent manner and to deal with any queries on the competition.
  25. By providing Smut.UK and associated Authors & Businesses with your personal data you consent to Smut.UK and associated Authors & Businesses sending you marketing e-mails.
  26. Smut.UK accepts no responsibility for any damage, loss, liabilities, injury or disappointment incurred or suffered by you as a result of entering the competition or accepting the prize. Smut.UK further disclaims liability for any injury or damage to your or any other person’s computer relating to or resulting from participation in the competition.
  27. Smut.UK cannot be held liable for system failures on this website or 3rd party websites used during the promotion.
  28. Smut.UK reserves the right at any time and from time to time to modify or discontinue, temporarily or permanently, this competition with or without prior notice due to reasons outside its control (including, without limitation, in the case of anticipated, suspected or actual fraud).
  29. The decision of Smut.UK in all matters under its control is final and binding and no correspondence will be entered into.
  30. Smut.UK shall not be liable for any failure to comply with its obligations where the failure is caused by something outside its reasonable control. Such circumstances shall include, but not be limited to, weather conditions, fire, flood, hurricane, strike, industrial dispute, war, hostilities, political unrest, riots, civil commotion, inevitable accidents, supervening legislation or any other circumstances amounting to force majeure.
  31. The entrant completely releases Amazon, Facebook or Twitter from any involvement in this competition.
  32. The competition is not sponsored, associated, organised, endorsed or administered in any way by Amazon, Twitter or Facebook.
  33. The competition will be governed by English law

Kev Blisse's Truly Awful Cracker Joke™


Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

A: Nothing, it just gave off a little wine!